October192014
amandapalmer:

i think you’re nice.

amandapalmer:

i think you’re nice.

8AM
4AM
  • Lore: Is CostCo open on Sunday?
  • Me: Yes, because it's not a Crazy Jesus Store.
  • Lore: Point.
  • Me: That's what's wrong with this country. All the Crazy Jesus Stores.
  • Lore: ...yes?
  • Me: Well, specifically I mean the Crazy Jesus Stores that try to dictate American federal policy. Crazy Jesus Stores by themselves aren't the problem.
  • Lore: This is true.
  • Me: The existence of Crazy Jesus Stores is actually quite benign--
  • Lore: Are you writing a fucking dissertation?
October132014

littleskywatcher said: your queue tag makes me smile (:

I like puns, and I like musicals. It kind of wrote itself. But thanks!

12PM
tohdaryl:

Paranormal investigations can often be intrusive to the dead. Especially when they are having sexy time. 

tohdaryl:

Paranormal investigations can often be intrusive to the dead. Especially when they are having sexy time. 

(via paintmyspirit-green)

8AM
4AM

New Steps

bad-faery:

A missing scene from the premiere- Belle dances with her husband, but something isn’t quite right.

Belle clutched her husband’s shoulder as he twirled her around the ballroom, the heavy brocade of the jacket he’d conjured stiff beneath her fingers.  Her own dress floated around her legs, his magic holding it in place without the elaborate substructure such garments had required in the Enchanted Forest.  

When she first discovered this room, she’d been taken by the books lining the walls- a third library for them to share.  He’d given the first two to her, and it had felt only right to present one to him in return.  Trust Rumpelstiltskin to see the possibility that had never even occurred to her.  He’d gowned her in an idealized recreation of the golden dress she’d worn the day they met, the romantic gesture making her heart ache.

“This is how it should have been,” he murmured in her ear, just audible over the music.  “Imagine us meeting at a ball and dancing the night away.”

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(via fuckyeahbelleandrumpelstiltskin)

October122014
4PM

sarahtaylorgibson:

Sometimes I imagine little baby Slytherins being led down to their dorms on their first night at Hogwarts after the sorting ceremony. Eleven year olds clinging to each other as they traverse the damp, cold stone steps into the dungeons and their minds are racing with things like mum wanted me to be in Ravenclaw, she’s going to disown me, and I’m afraid of snakes and Billy Cavendish told me Slytherin first years get fed to the giant squid if they misbehave, and what happens when my head of house finds out I’m muggleborn?and I don’t want to turn into a dark wizard! They’re all terrified and thinking that there must have been some mistake made with the sorting, but then the student who’s been guiding them starts talking about what it means to be a Slytherin. About how darkness isn’t inherently evil, and how being able to survive against all odds is strength, not cowardice, and how those with the most power have the greatest ability to do the most good. They assure the first years that from now on, they have a family that will do everything to defend and support them them and that they are now beloved children will full rights to the inheritance of Slytherin, and then gradually, the lights go up in the common room and this soothing green glow is cast on everything and it’s so, so beautiful. The little baby Slytherins start  exploring all the treasures and artifacts and fine things Slytherin house has hoarded over the years, and there’s no torture devices or human bones or poison chalices at all. There’s books and leather divans and silver tea sets and a handful of upperclassmen who don’t look like they want to feed them to anything. They can see shadowy outlines of merpeople in the lake outside the windows and suddenly they feel inexplicably at home, inexplicably safe, and they realize that no mistake has been made after all. 

(via thegrimmgrimm)

12PM

princesshoneycunt:

ed-pool:

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

"And for a moment, he was alive. And my fairy tale came true."

(via paintmyspirit-green)

8AM

heidmaan:

joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

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EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER

guys. GUYS. THAT SHOULD TOTALLY BE A THING GUYS

(via paintmyspirit-green)

4AM
October112014
felixandria:

[knocks on ur door] hello excuse me do u have a moment to talk about peggy carter as captain america

felixandria:

[knocks on ur door] hello excuse me do u have a moment to talk about peggy carter as captain america

(via paintmyspirit-green)

4PM
12PM

I don’t feel like I’ve hit my stride. So I wonder what the moment will be when I get to be who I want to be. Anna Torv

I don’t feel like I’ve hit my stride. So I wonder what the moment will be when I get to be who I want to be. Anna Torv

(via paintmyspirit-green)

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